At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Chav male, 6ft 5in
    tall and 350lbs. He’s having a few beers when a short, well dressed and
    obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the
    gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
    Chavster. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear “Do you want a blow
    job?” he whispers. At this, the Chav leaps up with fire
    in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool,
    he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves
    him badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing
    had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer.
    “I’ve never seen you react like that” he says “Just what did he say to
    you?” “I’m not sure” the Chav replies. “Something about a job.”




Source: http://www.tomwrote.info/chav-jokes