What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.

Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society

What’s the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men…

The Government have approached the Chav’s to ask them if they would like ( on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country renamed.
The Chav’s have replied that they prefer to keep is as the Giro

What do you say to a chav at the peak of their career?
“Big Mac and fries please”

What did the little chav say to the big chav?
“Can you get served?”

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.

What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side

Why couldn’t the chav finish a race?
He was only good at startin!

Source: http://www.tomwrote.info/chav-jokes