There once was a man who got smashed over the head with a bottle. Unfortunately for him. he was a smelly chav with b.o so the guy that bottled him also cosidered tantric sex with a deodrant bottle unintentianly forgetting to disinfect the bottle he gave himself quite a nasty rash. after much careful deliberation And thought, he decided to draw a picture of a penis, which he claimed that the image WASN'T drawn to scale because  obviously he was just trying not to waste the paper.
He then added onto the picture by drawing a condom which was mint flavoured